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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!
1   A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after 
 Every 10 sec a 
 woman gives birth to a kid. 
 A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. 
 
2   Sardar-why r all these people running? 
 Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. 
 Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r 
 others running? 
 
3  Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence 
 into future tense. 
 Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 
 
4  Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was 
 not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary 
 Expected". 
 After much thought he wrote: Yes! 
 
5  Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant 
 it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an 
 umbrella and go. 
 
6  Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer 
 gave 11cr after 
 deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else 
 return my 20 Rs 
 back. 
 
7  Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet 
 Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have 
 posted it.... 
 
8  Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died 
 peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the 
 passengers in the 
 car he was driving.. 
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9  Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible 
 looking thing is 
 what you call modern art ? 
 Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! 
 
10  Sardar was writing something very slowly. 
 Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? 
 Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. 
 
11   Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local 
 sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still 
 digging for more.. 
 
12   A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not 
 in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM". 
 
13  Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? 
 Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. 
 Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? 
 Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one? 
 
14  Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles 
 and lighten your burden. 
 Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or 
 troubles. 
 Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet. 
 
15  Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to 
 give up my seat to a lady. 
 Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. 
 Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 
 
16   A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if 
 my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly, 
 "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" 
 
17   Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." 
 Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." 
 
18   A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. 
 My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said 
 another. 
 Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." 
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